Speed Police claim you won't get away now...

Camocar

Carruthers!

Did you borrow my field staff car to go shopping again?

Amazing landing, but...

...how the hell is he gonna take orf again?

AIM LOW, FLY HIGH

AIM LOW, FLY HIGH our banner proclaims.

This P51 Mustang pilot would much rather AIM HIGH, & FLY LOW.

One hopes the photographer ducked in time!

Our parking lot

Forget the cutbacks: Have a Cuppa!

Forget the cutbacks: Have a Cuppa!

More Cutbacks: All crew & no ship!

Alas it seems my fellow M.O.D. colleagues at Her Majesty's Royal Navy are also reeling from the savage swing of the defence accountants blade...

More Cutbacks: Heli-pilot training...

Cheap at twice the price: Doubles up as PT training for the ground crew, what!

50% Cutbacks hit RAF Fighter Squadrons...

As the 50% Cutbacks hit RAF Fighter Squadrons, recruiting Officers beg Snow White for her little friends phone numbers...

Bog Lander

Today my lovelies at the Science Corp are testing a new aircraft hybrid, the aptly named Bog Lander.

Apparently, so they reckon, it's extra large wheels will allow it to land on soft turf/peat bogs/wet marshlands sorta thing.

Land?

I just hope the bloody thing can take orff with all that extra weight!

TTFN.

Aliens revealed as just tourists!

Shock photo: Aliens revealed as just tourists!

This snap, taken today by an astounded hot air balloonist, provides the positive proof of extra terrestrial life. Looking closely, apart from their futuristic technology, it seems these chaps ain't so much different from you and I.

Better still, as these strange craft appear unarmed, it's unlikely they want to invade us...

They just wanna look around.

TTFN

Aircraft Carrier Hotel

Royal Air Farce Special agent, my luscious Lt Lei,

went under cover to China to smuggle out this special report for you, dear reader.

Infiltrating the People's Army (left) she located the whereabouts of the missing Russian carrier "The Kiev."

After capturing these daring covert snaps and the informative film below, she rather dramatically escaped off the bugger's own deck in a stolen Chinese Mig, which she brought back for us to dissect!

What a girl! And a damn fine Royal Air Farce Officer to boot.

The 36,000 ton Kiev, built in 1972, carried 31 aircraft, usually a mix of 12 fighters 19 helicopters, in it's USSR Navy heyday.

She was believed to have been lost in a secretive "Naval incident" with an unnamed U.S. nuke sub in 1996.

I suspected the "unofficial official" explanation sounded like some fanciful imaginings from an excellent Patrick Robinson novel at the time, having had no personal role in the ship's alleged demise.

It now transpires, from Lt Lei's report, the shocking truth is that it was sold by it's mutinous crew to a passing Chinese ( on a junk, perhaps?) scrap metal merchant!

It's now based in the secretive Chinese port of Tianjin, where our inscrutable foes train masses of spies to become more westernised under the guise of "tourists."

Why, m'dear Lt Lei even had to degrade herself in this saucy bunny outfit in order to film the short movie below.

Most fortunatley, the clever lass managed to smuggle the outfit out along with the film....

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Fly on over, sign on as a friend and say "Tally Ho!" in the comments.

Regards,

Wingers x

Harrier Heroes

Following on from yesterday's covert reports, I feel it's important to leak some heroic images from our classified files...

Harrier's finest hour: Serving on HMS Hermes in the Falklands.

The two most famous Hawkers together.

Told you Ivan: Bugger orf!

Sad day for the R.A.F.

Oh, what a very sad day for Her Majesty's R.A.F.

My saucy undercover snapper Pvte Angel (become me friend to check out her sexy photos on our Myspace page) captured these sad photos at Southampton docks today.

They show what was once the Pride of the RAF's strike force.

The terror of the Argentines.

The scourge of the Taliban.

The once fearsome Harrier Jump jet .

Now shrouded in tarpaulin, bubble-wrapped for their final journey (by ship! ) to the USA where they'll be reduced to spare parts for the U.S. Marine Corp's Harrier fleet.

The Yanks purchased (bloody stole more like!) 72 of 'em for a mere £110 miliion, after they were carelessly thrown away by our useless penny pinchers in our controversial defence cuts.

The clever, far sighted Americans will use them to keep their 120 Harriers, or AV8's as they call 'em, in action for the next 15 years.

£110 million!

Sod the accountants! I flogged one me self to our local Scrappy for a cheeky few quid -cash mind -and now the silly bugger wants the Pentagon's phone number...

Well, they're not getting our bloody last one, I can tell you!

Here's some snaps of ours in happier Harrier times.

Be sure to check out the RAF's Harrier page... whilst it's still there!

TTFN!