Behind the scenes: Bunker de-classified...

Tally Ho aeronauts!

What with all this freedom of information clap trap that's all the rage now, the sinister powers that be here at the M.O.D. Top Secret Bunker, Biggin Hill, A233 Kent, U.K.
(ahem!) sensed a p.r. opportunity.

Fortunately my very talented (so the Ladies say) cousin was available. He is a top photographer with a high security clearance, who also has some considerable knowledge of covert ops...

Anyway, the champagne flowed, the female staff swooned, and a great day was had by all (ooh behave...)

So here's all the official photos of our clandestine base that they would allow out into the WWW after checking the small print on the official secrets act...




My car

Lt Carruthers car



My transport plane


Lt Carruthers planes





The Staff Bar & Restaurant











Our Sports and Social Club





Our lovely receptionists at our custom GE747 cowling reception desks. Strange there was only this one photo, Austin was down there for some time...(ooh behave!)




Our Science Dept receptionist, and Q's right hand, Dr May Givehead (ooh will you behave!) at her custom DC9 desk


And Austin's pictured Dr May Givehead again, for some reason. She seems to have changed her clothes in this one...is that a saucy nightie under her coat..?


Wait a tad, that's a man's coat she's wearing...
Oh, Austin I told you to behave!



My always stunning very personal secretary Lt Carruthers at her custom GE747 cowling desk



My office bar




My fish tank



My Chair


My custom B25 bomber desk



And of course, our custom mile high bed.

Ooh I really should behave.

I really should...

Coming Carruthers...







( with special thanks to the very talented chaps at http://www.motoart.com/ for their custom furniture)